Over 5 years since the original 42 rules and 3 years since the follow up, I proudly present the third (and final) instalment of Rules of Radiology. These 100 truths encapsulate all that is important in our beautiful speciality. Acting as a rare beacon of light in these dark times, they provide a clear moral and behavioural codex, appropriate for radiologists of all vintages.
The first 50 Rules have now been turned into book - available for you to buy or download
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Rule #69 / / Radiology is extrapolating from a screen grab
If life is a box set and illness is a single episode, radiologists are left to infer the plot from a single screen shot. This explains why radiology is so damned difficult sometimes
Rule #70 / / Coffee should be taken black
Coffee is the lifeblood of radiology, our dominant fuel source. Thus the Bean should be treated with total respect. Never ever syrup, sugar with caution, warm milk only in extenuating circumstances
Rule #71 / / Radiology reporting is like playing golf in the dark
Your swing may be sound but you have little idea of where the ball lands. Clinico-pathological feedback is a radiological imperative. Without it, all confidence is misplaced
Rule #72 / / Never report ‘no change’
It is a supremely unhelpful radiology report. It is only permitted in one specific circumstance - when reporting an x-ray of a child looking for swallowed coins
Rule #73 / / Always report in date order
The oldest studies get done first, irrespective of their complexity, image quality or indication. Cherry picking is the mark of a lazy and selfish radiologist
Rule #74 / / Beware the radiologist with a zero % error rate
It either means they are (a) perfect (b) doing no work or (c) being dishonest. Given (a) is impossible and (b) is unlikely it means that (c) must be true
Rule #75 / / Interventional radiologists don’t need to care
Technical ability always trumps empathy and communication skills. The heart of an IR doesn’t need to be in the right place but their lines should be
Rule #76 / / Radiology should be fun
Radiologists are medicine’s dolphins, frolicking in its warm waters. If it doesn’t feel like fun then you need a holiday. Failing that, move to a hospital where you are valued
Rule #77 / / There is no such thing as a ‘naturally gifted’ radiologist
Natural talent is a myth. Show me a talented radiologist and I’ll show you someone who works their socks off. Show me a duffer and I'll show you a sluggard.
Rule #78 / / Introduce yourself
Just because you are a radiologist doesn’t mean you are above common courtesy. Greet patients and staff by turning to them, smiling, fixing eye contact and proffering a brief but firm handshake whilst saying “Hello, my name is …”. Do this every time. Especially the last bit
Rule #79 / / Trust in chronometry
Those that take twice the time to report their scans are half as good. The corollary isn’t true. Those that take half the time to report their scans are also half as good.
Rule #80 / / Ignore 3D recons
No self-respecting radiologist would ever use them for primary diagnosis. And, no, they aren't interesting or clever either. They are mere pretty baubles to keep the surgeons happy
Rule #81 / / AI is overhyped
Whenever anyone says AI will replace radiologists, you have my personal permission to beat them with their own shoes
Rule #82 / / Do the simple things well & often
If you are courteous, honest, well-presented, organised, methodical and work with a slick team in a clean environment, then you are >90% of the way there. Heroics are rarely necessary and paradoxically unhelpful
Rule #83 / / Show yourself
An invisible colleague is an annoying colleague. Beavering away in a quiet corner mustn’t be the default. If you can’t be found easily, you aren’t doing your fair share. Step out of the shadows and pull your weight.
Rule #84 / / Don’t criticise colleagues
It is unwarranted - they are usually trying their hardest. It is unhelpful - a knife in the back helps no one. It is destructive - it sours relations. A good radiologist leads by example and encourages others
Rule #85 / / You can only eat one breakfast
Quality of life & happiness barely increase as income rises >£50k. And yet monetary squabbles are a common cause of rancour between radiologists. Rise above this. If you are in it for the money, you are in the wrong trade
Rule #86 / / You Will Learn to Hate VR
Yes, yes, yes; voice recognition has brought some benefits. However, it turns most radiologists into expensive secretaries. And nothing in your working life is quite so annoying, quite so often
Rule #87 / / Dress smartly
The vogue for dressing down is to be resisted. You are a doctor, dammit; dress like one. The less formal your clothes, the less respect you'll get. If you look like a scruffy overgrown teen don't complain when you are treated like one
Rule #88 / / Focus on the gaps
Time taken to report a scan or perform a procedure is irrelevant. It is a statistic, not a quality measure. Some scans take longer. Some people take longer. The time wasted before and between scans or procedures should be the focus
Rule #89 / / Eminence doesn’t equal sense
Confidence wears off slower than skill in the aged radiologist. Grey hair and notoriety doesn’t mean infallibility. Often the opposite.
Rule #90 / / Sloppiness is infectious
People inherently cut corners. Sometimes it is because they work in a crap system. Sometimes it is because they are lazy. Don't just shrug complacently - do something. The standard you walk past is the standard you accept
Rule #91 / / Never assume relationships
An attractive 20-something with a frail octogenarian are usually grandchild & grandparent. But the one time you voice this, you can guarantee that they'll be married. Avoid foot-in-mouth disease:- always ask
Rule #92 / / ‘Order Comms’ must be loathed
First, no radiologist should let themselves be ‘ordered’ to do anything. Second, one-way transmission prevents clinicoradiological discussion. Last, it denies a key perk of the job as there is no physical card to rip up
Rule #93 / / Don’t blame the ‘bad apple’
Improvement by removing a 'bad apple' from the barrel is a fallacy. It is virtually always a barrel issue. It is just that apples are easier to blame. An enlightened radiologist blames neither: they learn, they improve
Rule #94 / / Structured reporting is overblown
Structure in reports is always good but structured reports aren’t always good. Such reports are over-long and mind-numbingly bland; the antithesis of a readable report. And an unreadable report is a dangerous report
Rule #95 / / Beware pixel-squeezers
Some radiologists will try to convince you of the significance of tiny isolated abnormalities only a few pixels across. Or worse, minor variations in the shade of faux-colour. You can safely ignore them; they are making it up
Rule #96 / / Embrace Productivity
Attempts to improve productivity are normally just harder cracks of the same whip. This achieves nothing apart from burnout. But looking at ways of achieving the same goal more easily and effectively indicates enlightenment
Rule #97 / / Be a kind boss
Radiologists can find themselves in leadership positions, often accidentally. Be the boss you would like to have had. You can be decisive and effective and yet remain kind. Whereas inhuman autocrats are toxic, ineffective and hated.
Rule #98 / / Embrace Diversity
Great departments are staffed by radiologists of varying age, gender, race, culture & personality. This serves both referrers & patients well. But coherence is vital. It falls flat if you aren't all pulling in the same direction
Rule #99 / /Look After Yourself
You cannot escape the anxieties incident to professional life. But when going the extra mile becomes the norm, you are on the road to burnout. A burnt out radiologist is tragic: tragic for themselves, tragic for their patients
Rule #100 / / It’s all about the patient
It isn’t about you, the referrer, the institution or the health system. It never was and never will be. Each and every act of a radiologist should directly benefit the patient. Lose this principle and you lose everything
